3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.

How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..

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Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

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Aaj deedar,kal yaar, parson pyar phir ikrar aur phir intezaar phir takrar,phir daraar, sari mehnat bekar. Aur akhir mein ek aur devdas "at beer bar"!!!

Lyf is short,live it. Luv is rare,grab it. Anger is bad,dump it.fear is awful,face it.memories r sweet,cherish it. Sender is genius, accept it.Hehe…

How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:

We Need At least 2 Things To Live In Life " 1 Heart 2 Feel the Love & 1 Brain 2 Understand It ... Otherwise We'll Have Broken Hearts & Confused Minds

Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""

namaskar! jaago baalak. suryoday ho chuka hai. snaan poorn karke, pavitra hokar, maata Pita k charan chhukar, sundar sundar BAALIKAO k darshan par nikal pado