Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Zindgi badi ajeeb hoti hai, kabi haar to kabi jeet hoti hai, tamanna rakho samndr ki gehrai ko chune ki, kinaro pe to bus zindgi ki shurwat hoti hai.

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-Your Name_________Percentage In SSC_____%Gender_________...Now Read 'Only' The Answers..!Just Chill !!!!

Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo.... Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

main jaanta hoon kee yeh khawaab zhuthe hain aur, yeh kusheeyaan adhuree hai, magar zindaa rahane ke leeye mere dost, kuchch galatphamiyan zaruree hain.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

Life has its ups & downs. Sometimes SUN shines, sometimes RAIN pours. But dont forget, it takes both SUN & RAIN to make a RAINBOW!! Enjoy life.

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

a grl ws sad cz she knew dt d guy she luvd didnt luv hr back. yrs 18r,she saw d guy caryng hs doter.she askd,'wuts her name?"He smyld sadly n sed,'same as urs

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!