Samundar jitna Mkt, Nadi jitna Turnover, Talab jitna Expenses, Balti jitna Bad Debts, Lote jitna Profit.Happy March End....

Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .

D golden idea of KISS is whn u type d word "kiss" in ur cell with Dictionary ON it will automatically say where u hav to kiss.Try it

U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .

The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb are ... A girl 's smile and her tears which can make the boys to do anything!!..

Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.

Nakhre aapke tauba tauba, ajeeb aapka style hai, Mssg to aap karte nahi, bus halla macha rakha ki mere paas mobile hai..

In the world Few Things r GOD gifts, Mother’s love Father’s advise Brother’s care Sister’s fight Baby’s smile & My sms

a grl ws sad cz she knew dt d guy she luvd didnt luv hr back. yrs 18r,she saw d guy caryng hs doter.she askd,'wuts her name?"He smyld sadly n sed,'same as urs