namaskar! jaago baalak. suryoday ho chuka hai. snaan poorn karke, pavitra hokar, maata Pita k charan chhukar, sundar sundar BAALIKAO k darshan par nikal pado

When U think life's boring.Just call me.I will come there & hold Ur hands & go 4 a walk on a big river bridge &I'll show UWHERE TO JUMP.

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Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

Tension happns in brain luv is felt in heart. Den y do ppl get heartattack wen dey r tensd & y ppl get mad wen Luv fails? Crazy rite!

U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

Sumtimes I don’t say HI Sumtimes I don’t REPLY Sumtimes I don’t MSG U but dat dosnt mean i 4GOT uBcoz I'm LAZYjust like U.

Dilko Dil samjo to ishq kro,Dardko Dard samjo to Mohbatkro,Wade ko Wada samjo to purakro,Or humko apna samjoto 1Pyara sa SMS kro...

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,U call it takdeer

The difference betwn COMPLETE & FINISH... When u love the right 1 u r COMPLETE & When u love the wrong 1 u r FINISHED!

A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"