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The difference betwn COMPLETE & FINISH... When u love the right 1 u r COMPLETE & When u love the wrong 1 u r FINISHED!

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Abey O Burai ke Rasgulle Paap ki Barfi Bewafai ke laddoo Farebi jalebi Dhokhebazi ki chikki Badmashi ke Pede Matlab ke halve Tu Bahut SWEET hai re!

Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?