There is no Good or Bad in this world.But Thinking makes it so. Wat people call "congestion" in a train,becomes "atmosphere"in a Disco..

Yad aneWale Yad aa rahe hai, Khyalo ki Duniya me chha rahe hai, Hum Kuch keh rahe Hai par wo Chup Hai, Bas Msg padh kar Muskura rahe hai.

Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.

Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""

Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : "Marry and make a woman happy.... OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy...!!"*

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo.... Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

BHO0L GAYE ,YA BHO0LNA CHAHTE HO ?DO0R KAR DIYA ,YA JANA CHAHTE HO ?AAZMA LIYA ,YA AUR AAZMANA CHAHTE HO? EK MSG KAR DO,YA ABHI AUR BHAV KHANA CHAHTE HO

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .