5 things I know

5 things I know abt U ! 1. U r a specl person with a wondrful Heart... 2. 3. 4. 5. Bus, baaki kal, Ek din me, Ek joke..

Jan, 14 2012 119 chars (1 sms) 807 views General

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A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"

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Gita saar: mobile nirjiv hai sim jiski atma hai,sms wo gyan hai,jo batne se badta hai.Isliye,he! prani balance ki mohmaya tyag kar sms kar.

Badal B hoGhata B ho,Barish na ho toKya fayda?Dost B hoWafadar B ho,Dildar na hoTo kya fayda?SMS B HoZabardast B Ho,Reply na ho to kya Fayda.

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1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...

HAMARE LIYE APNE DIL ME, JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI.HAMAI MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI.KYO KI.......?HUM MIND BLOWING HAI..!!

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