5 things I know

5 things I know
5 things I know abt U ! 1. U r a specl person with a wondrful Heart... 2. 3. 4. 5. Bus, baaki kal, Ek din me, Ek joke..
  

Jan, 14 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     888 views       General

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Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"
3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.
COLLEGE meaning........................ C:come O:on L:let's L:love E:each G:girl E:equally...So plz join d COLLEGE
Conversions to be remembered 4 lifetime: 100cm= 1m 100ps= 1Rs 100kg=1quintal 100gods=1mother, and most importantly 100 devils= 1 girlfriend
Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.
THOUGHT 4 the day."A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."
My phone has been injured by HUTCH dog on RELIANCE road near TATA townSo,I have an IDEA to admit it in AIRTEL hospital.Dr.NOKIA say it need sms So,donate sms
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not
Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"
Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal
Pyar=dukho ka bazar,Premi=dukho ka kharidar,Premika=dukho ki dukandar,Mata-Pita=beech ki diwar,Behen=salahkar,Bhai=peetne ko taiyar!Yahi to haiBiG BAZAR!