Today having a phone

Today having a phone
Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,
  

Jan, 14 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     993 views       General

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Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.
U r my sweet heart "HoNa"? I dont want you to "khoNa"! I want a place in u r heart "DONA"! Otherwise i wil start "RONA"! Atleast ek sMS toh"KaRonA"...
Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !
Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.
Degrees of girls! B.A. Beautiful Angel B.E. Beautiful Eyes B.Sc. Beautiful Structure B.L. Beautiful Lips M.B.A. Married But available
I Love u.I Love u.I Love uI Love u.I Love u.I Love u.OH SHIT..Oh shit..RASNA bolna to bhool hi gaya I Love u RASNA:
If u hav any problm,bindaas tell me i'll help u, If u don't hav any problms,bindaas tel me,i'll create sum4u! After al,"dost hote kis liye
There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : "Marry and make a woman happy.... OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy...!!"*
LOVE MEANS L LAKE OF BEER O OCEAN OF WHISKY V VALLEY OF RUM E END OF STOCK (bar closed) ja soja LOVE is injurious for health So dont love .
Terna ho to samundar mai tero nadi nale mai key rakha hai. Moohabat karna hai to vatan se karo hasinao mai kay rakha hai.
D R I N K D-elicious after 1 Peg. R-omantic after 2 Peg. I-ntresting aftr 3 Peg N-aughty aftr 4 Peg K-ing aftr 5 Peg