BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth-

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SMOKE everyday! SMOKE

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A kiss is a lovely trick

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

Those innocent eyes,

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When u mix rice

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I Met Money

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Only 2 Persons

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Xcellent quote written

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9 lessons in life:

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A study has proved

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A scintist cant b

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In a Cricket Match

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D golden idea

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