BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth-

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Piece of philosophy frm a

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Aaj deedar,kal yaar,

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Expect the people

Expect the people you love to be better, It helps them to become better, But don't get upset when they fail, It helps them keep trying

WHEN EVERYTHING IS

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Roses are red,

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Sincere apology: If u

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Any girl call you

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Last nite some devils

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Wen things go

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I saw U on the

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The length & breadth

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Every normal person

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