BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth-

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Marriage is a relationship

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

By the time u realise

By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong

once all village

once all village peopl decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peopl gathered & only one boy came with n umbarella. THATS CONFIDENCE..

The world's thinnest

The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"

There is no Good or

There is no Good or Bad in this world.But Thinking makes it so. Wat people call "congestion" in a train,becomes "atmosphere"in a Disco..

HAMARE LIYE APNE

HAMARE LIYE APNE DIL ME, JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI.HAMAI MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI.KYO KI.......?HUM MIND BLOWING HAI..!!

Sine me dil,

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me nasha, Nashe me mithas, Mithas me ummid, Ummid me khayal, Khayal me tasvir, Tasvir me aap..

Agar do pipal ke

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Swim on a pool,

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

Girls misuse it!

Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Hi ! Can u plz do me a favour,

Hi ! Can u plz do me a favour, if u r not busy, if u dont mind,& if it does not take much of ur time, can u Plz Smile 4 me! Thanks,

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