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I Love u

I Love u.I Love u.I Love uI Love u.I Love u.I Love u.OH SHIT..Oh shit..RASNA bolna to bhool hi gaya I Love u RASNA:

Whats attitude? 3

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Conversions to be

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Sincere apology: If u

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A sleeping lion is

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I Met Money

I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...

help ever.... hurt

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PrayeO God, give

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There are only

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Agar do pipal ke

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

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