BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth-

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Common sense is

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Which FISH can

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Everybody wants someone

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I Met Money

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Why do women

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Only the open

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Jawaab To Mil Jate hai

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Those innocent eyes,

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Terna ho to samundar

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Hi Sweetheart, Doing

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