BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth-

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U got style,

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Chicken ready yes

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Dance like no one"s

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Magic Trick1 Glass

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I have a special meal

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Don't marry the

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Aaj kal maan kar

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NOBODY like U,

NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.

What makes some people

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Wealth says "care me

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The trouble with

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