BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth-

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth-
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Jan, 14 2012     375 chars (3 sms)     1156 views       General

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Wen things go wrongWen sadnes fills ur HeartWen tears flow in ur eyesAlways say these words:A ganpat chal daaru la...
Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.
A boy proposed a girl, she said NO ! Bt boy wasnt sad. Frnds:dnt u feel sad? Boy : i lost 1 who nvr luvd me. She lost 1 who really lov Her
every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....
Dimag k Liye Santra ka juice, aankho k Liye gaajar ka juice., Sehath k Liye aanar ka juice... Khush Rehne k Liye sms kar Kanjus..
what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!
I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.
Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!
You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar.
wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone , theres no need to fear, just give me a call and u no ill be here!
ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.
Wife is a "Received call" Nieghbour girl is "Dialled call" Aunty is "Missed call" Lover is "Waiting call" BUT Friendship is ''Fevicoll''