ABCDEFG: a boy can

ABCDEFG: a boy can do everithing for girl. GFEDCBA: Girl forget everything done & catchs new boy again.

Jan, 14 2012 103 chars (1 sms) 1044 views General

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There are two theories

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If your legs are

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This msg. will refresh

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SORRY Dont get

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

The difference betwn

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The secret to success

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Maine Apko Phone

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Swim on a pool,

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

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ABCDEFG: a boy can

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