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When do you know
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
  
Jan, 14 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     905 views       General

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The world does
The world does not needs more mountains to climb, more seas to cross more stars to shine, What the world needs is More of u and ur smiles.
what we wear on
what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!
Arties are red,
Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?
A scintist cant b
A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng
Sorry to disturb
Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !
Promise me we are
Promise me we are true friends.. U r the sky I am the bird. You are the speech I am the word. You are the roti I am Bhaji. I am the joke and you are my sardarji
ABCDEFG: a boy can
ABCDEFG: a boy can do everithing for girl. GFEDCBA: Girl forget everything done & catchs new boy again.
Definition of "girl friend" :
Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…
How 2 make
How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:
Who said english is
Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.
Gali mein maut
Gali mein maut ka andaaz maar dalega.Tumhe dhamaakon ka ehsaas maar dalega.Hai ab bhi waqt jaag jaao ae deshwasiyo,Nahi toh bomb ka yeh sailaab maar daalega
Main yaha Aap
Main yaha Aap waha zindgi hai kaha LEKIN LIFEBOY hai jaha tandrusti hai waha.Chalo kasam todo aur Aaj naha lo..!

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