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A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs. The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks." The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

During arguments, Intelligents use Silence & Stupids use Tongues. And during Discussions, Intelligents use Tongue & Stupids use Silence...Gud Mrng!

Everyone wants to be the sun that lights upyour life . But I would rather be your moon, so I can shine on you daily during your darkest hour when your sun is not around.GOOD MORNING

Dreams are not those which are seen during Sleep... Dreams are those which will Never let U Sleep... So see the Dreams & Work hard to make them true...

Let this Vishu give you the strength to do all that you dreamed to do during last year but didn’t dare to do.

I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabaro k Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

d word "honcho" cums 4m a Japanese word meaning "squad leader" & first came into usage in the English language during d American occupation of Japan following WW II