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khali hai botal
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Jan, 23 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     4056 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Log puchte hai ki cigarate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi, dil me kisi ki tasvir hai,kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".
Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?
Mere ankhon ko sapney phir dikha gaya koe,bujhti sason ma mehak phir jaga gaya koe, kia ye sach much pyar hai, ya ullo phir se bana gaya koe.
Unki galise mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jin ke liye janaza nikla unka Ghar aaya mere dost siti bajane lage ,rakh kar mera janaza kamine use PATANE lage
I LIKE U UTNA, U LIKE ME JITNA, I LIKE U TAB SE, U LIKE ME JAB SE, I LIKE U TAB TAK, U LIKE ME JAB TAK, U LIKE ME JAANE KAB TAK, BUT I LIKE U MARTE DAM TAK.
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
Hawa me bindas udd rha tha Galib Hawa me betab udd rha tha Galib Hawa me azad udd rha tha Galib Phir kya..Ruk gai Hawa Gir gya Galib
ham unke kareeb ja ke unhe paa na sake is bat ka gham hai,ek chand hamar unchain par haiaur ek hamari hight bhi kam hai
Aapka har ek sms khas hota hai, wo hamare dil ke paas hota hai, Hum bhale hi turant jawab na de paaye, magar phir bhi aapke agle sms ka intzar hota hai..
Aaj phir tum nazar nahi aye.. phir tamanna ke phool murjhaye. Na jaane kin galiyon mein kho gaye tum, Hum to police station se pagal khane tak dhoond aaye.
Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho...dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho
Paani me tairna machhli ka style, Hawa me udna panchhi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padhna Aapka style..