Jaane who kaisi

Jaane who kaisi
Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi, Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.
  

Jan, 23 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1440 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Safar lamba hai, dost banate chalo, Dil mile na mile SMS karte chalo. TAJ MAHAL na banao, Bahut mahega padega, Jaha bhi jaoEk nayi MUMTAZ banate chalo.
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Pyar yuhi kisi se kiya jata nahi. Pyar kiya hai dard to hoga hi.Is dard ki adat na dalo,kyuki ye dard MOOV se jata NAHI
Vo pyaar ke rishte kaise-kaise ho gaye, kabhi hum aapke dost the ab aise-waise ho gaye, agar ab bhi sms na kiya to hum samjhenge ki hum se pyaare paise ho gaye
us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai.. humay pata tha wo bawafa niklay ge. is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
Nazar badalti h, Wafaye badal jati h, Meri ada se hawaye badal jati h Apni mhbooba ko bacha lo Bhaiya, Meri 1muskan se premikaye badal jati h
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai….Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai….
Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata, Share mein TRADE karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, BHAV UPAR jaye to theek warna, Trade pe jo LOSS hota .........uska claim to mil jata
Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni, Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.