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Jan, 23 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1205 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Baith Kr Unki Zulfon K Saaye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand AayaKambakhat Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya..
Likhne wale ek ehsaan kar de, Mere yar ki taqdir me uska pyar likh de, Na mile kabi dard use mohbat me,Tu chahe to uski GIRL FRIEND meri kar de.....!!!!!!
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Hawa me bindas udd rha tha Galib Hawa me betab udd rha tha Galib Hawa me azad udd rha tha Galib Phir kya..Ruk gai Hawa Gir gya Galib
Jeans T-Shirt Pehan Jab Me Tayyar Hota, Utha K Mobile BIKE Pe Sawar Hota, Dekhte Log Chat Pe Chadkar, Aur Kehte Kash Ye ladka Hamari Ladki Ka Pyar Hota.
Log kahte hai ki ISHQ me nind ud jati hai. Log kehte hai k ISHQ main neend ud jati hai. Hamko bhi ISHQ ho jaye, kambakt aajkal nind bahut aati hai."
Krishna K Kadmo Pe Kadam Badaye Chalo Ab Murli nahi Hai To Citi Bazaye Chalo Radha To Ghar Wale Dilayenge hi Mgar tab tk Gopiya Pataye Chalo
Pyaar main jubaan chup ho to Ankhen bolti he,Ankhen chup ho to Dil bolta he,Dil chup hoto,Hoto,Log bolte he "RAM NAAM Satya HE".....
Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya ho,taklif di ho, pareshan kiya ho,aur Jo tention di ho us k liyetum se jo bane vo kar lena.
Wo Maza..Na takht me..Na taj me.. Na poori diniya ke raj me. Na sur me na saaz me, Na kuber ke khazaneme... Jo maza hai woh subah uthkar fir so jane m..!
Likhe jo KHAT tuje Wo teri YAD me Sare k sare PAPA ne padh liye.Sawera jab huaTo JUTE pad gaye.Wo FASHION wale BAAL hava me ud gaye
na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi nahi ka, teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi kahin ka