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SAFED SARI PAR
SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.
  
Jan, 23 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     3139 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jala dena ya
Jala dena ya dafna dena,Le jaane se pehle 1peg Rum pila dena.Mai Taj mahal ki chahat nahi rakhta dosto,Bas meri kabr pe GIRLS HOSTEL bana dena.
Duri Unse Ghatati
Duri Unse Ghatati Nahi Dusri Koi Patati Nahi Dunia Se Hm Khud Ko Hatana Chahte He Dhyan Me Ho Koi Ladki Batana Hm Ek Or Patana Chahte He
Mandir Me Jap
Mandir Me Jap Krta Hu,Masjid Me Adab Krta Hu,Insan Se Kahi Khuda Na Ban Jau,IS LIYE Shaitan Ko SmS Karke Roz 1 Pap Krta hu.
Spne Ki Tarah
Spne Ki Tarah Tujhe Saja K Rkhu Chandni Raat K Nazaron Se Chupa K Rkhu Meri Taqdeer Mere Sath Nhi varna Apne Samne Tumhe "MURGA"Bana K Rkhu!
Tum apun ko
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
Tajmahal kya cheez
Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga
Zamane ke darr
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
Dhyan de! Agar
Dhyan de! Agar aap is dhyan denewale message ko dhyan se padhenge to apke dhyan me ek baat ayegi ke is message mein dhyan denewali koi bat hi nahi hai
softdrinks Contain Dangerous
softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Tere Chehre Pe
Tere Chehre Pe Udasi Ankho Me Nami HeTere Chehre Pe Udasi Ankho Me Nami H TATA Namak !stamal Kar BachuTujme !odine Ki Kami He
.Tere baal he
.Tere baal he ya ghana "Andhera",Tere baal hai ya ghana "Andhera"Kar dun "GANJA" ho jaye Sawera...!Ab Bolo wah wah!
SAB DOST BEWAFA
SAB DOST BEWAFA HO GAYE, HUM APNE MOBILE SE KHAFA HO GAYE. EK SMS TO KAR DE ZAALIM WARNA DUNIYA WALE SAMJHENGE , HUM DONO JUDHA HO GAYE.

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