Kya leker aye

Kya leker aye
Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.
  

Jan, 23 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     1132 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Likhne wale ek ehsaan kar de, Mere yar ki taqdir me uska pyar likh de, Na mile kabi dard use mohbat me,Tu chahe to uski GIRL FRIEND meri kar de.....!!!!!!
Jaani...Jalti ko Aag kahte hai, kobra ko Naag kahte hai, Garden ko Baag kahte hai, Aur Aap mein jo missing hai Janeman usko Dimaag kahte hain.
HUMNE DEKHA HAI SHRE CHAHT MAIN, YEH TAMASHA AZEEB HAI PYAARE, LADKIYA, PHOOL, AUR PATHAR APNA APNA NASIB HAI PYARE.
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga
Baithe tere khyalo me kore kagaj par likh dala tera naam .. tasweer bhi utar dali... aur likha hai paigam.. jinda pakadne wale ko 500 ka inam....
Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya, Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya. Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai, Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai, Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai...
Tute hue dil ka muraba bana gayi Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi shadi k 3 mahine hi gujre the Na jane kis hisab se abba bana gai
Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai, Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai, Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma, Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.
Arz hai-Dil k zkhm kisi Ko dikha na skoge Dil me jo he kisiko bta na skoge Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche Budhape tak udhari chuka na sako
Tuje pane k liye kuch b Kar Sakta Hu Tere pyar me ji aur Mar Sakta Hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try Kar Sakta Hu.