Kahi andhera kahi

Kahi andhera kahi
Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri hr khushi tumhare nam hogi 1 bar kuch mang k to dekho bjli,pani,telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!
  

Jan, 23 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     2012 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!
Na moh aur na maya hai..Aalas bas tumhi ko aya hai..Char panne palat lo beta..paper papaji ne nahi banaya hai..!
Ruthi hai aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge wah-wah Itna waqt kaun zayaa karegaItne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge.
koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko nuclear ka jamana hain bomb se uura do sale ko
Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao, . "MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
Log puchte hai ki cigarate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi, dil me kisi ki tasvir hai,kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".
Vo pyaar ke rishte kaise-kaise ho gaye, kabhi hum aapke dost the ab aise-waise ho gaye, agar ab bhi sms na kiya to hum samjhenge ki hum se pyaare paise ho gaye
Subha saam aapki yaad aati hai, raat din satati hai, karne ko to karle phon aapko par customer care ki ek ladki hai jo bar bar balence low batati hai.
Arz kiya hai Bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi darane ki, Hum yun hi behosh ho jaate. Kya zaroorat thi aap ko muskurane ki.
Mere ankhon ko sapney phir dikha gaya koe,bujhti sason ma mehak phir jaga gaya koe, kia ye sach much pyar hai, ya ullo phir se bana gaya koe.
humne dil k sath ek'toss'kiya,haar gye tab dil ne limit'cross' kiya,jab dil ne dil se apko yaad kiya,humne mobile uthaya apko sms'pass'kiya....
SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.