MERA DIL, JIGAR

MERA DIL, JIGAR
MERA DIL, JIGAR KIDNEY LEVER HO TUM, WAQT BEWAQT AAYE WOFEVER HO TUM, DOOBKAR JISME KHO JAAU WO RIVER HO TUM, JEEVAN ME AB TO FOREVER HO TUM.
  

Jan, 23 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     2548 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.
Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad. Kyon ki kichad bahut ho jata he barsaat k baad.
Log ishq krte he bade sor k sath.Ham ne bhi kiya tha bade jor k sath.Magar ab krenge bade gor k sath.Kyo ki kal use dekha tha kisi or k sath
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chuki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main “Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI !
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.
Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai, Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai, Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma, Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.
Apse Jb Hmari Yaari Ho Gyi Duniya Hmari Or B Pyari Ho Gyi Pahle Hum Kisi B Cheez K Aadi Na The Par Ab Apko Yad Krne Ki Bimari Ho Gyi he
Aap ko man mein bhi yAAd karenge,Aapki har baatoN par aiTBaaR karenge,Aapko sMs karne ko to nahi kahenge phir bhi Aapke sMs ka iNTeZaar karenge!!
O Friend ji.. Tussi Mitha Aam ho, Coca Cola da Jaam ho, Sir Dard da Baam ho, Saara kuch Theek hai, Bas SMS nahin karde, Es waaste Badnaam ho