Zamane ke darr

Zamane ke darr
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
  

Jan, 23 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     1740 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
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