MY DIL IS NOT

MY DIL IS NOT
MY DIL IS NOT LIKE JASSI, NOR I AM AS SWEET AS LASSI ZINDAGI ME CHAHTA HU ALWAYS FUN AND HANSI DOSTI KI HAI TO NIBHAUNGA, TILL I AM ASSI.
  

Jan, 23 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     932 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
SMS to Ek Bahana Tha.Irada to Aapka Ek Pal Churana Tha.Aap yaad Kare Na kare Koi Baat Nahin,Par Aapki Yaad Aati Hai Bas Itna Batana Tha.
bhigi palko ke sang muskurate hain hum , pal pal dil ko behlate hai hum , tu door hai humse to kya hua ?? har sms mein teri aahat paate hai hum
Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zada, Samjha Hai Jis Ko Muhabbat Se Zada, Bharosa Hai Jispe Khud Se Zada... Tu Hi To Hai Woh
AMIRI KE KHAWAB DEKHNE LAGA, ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA, BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA, AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA.
Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda Agar De Dete Who Hame Waqt Thoda Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR"WATER" ya SODA
Medical Shayari: When u breathe,u respire! When u breathe,u respire! When you don't breathe, u expire!
Punam k raat me chand badal jata hai,waqt k sath insan badal jata hai;sochte hai k apko tang na kare,magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai
Ae dost tu mat ho udaas,Saans meri chute na chute tra saath.Phir bhi agar tujhe aaye meri yaad,toh mujhe call kar lena,meri INCOMING BILKUL FREE HAIN..!!
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...
Sms na kar ke dil tod diya. Ab mobile dafna dena, kafan na mile to rumal odha dena , log puche rog kya tha, to apni kanjusi bata dena..