Saare dhobi mare

Saare dhobi mare
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     3784 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Arz hai.. Chai k pyale se uthte dhuen mein aapki tasveer nazar aati hai..inhi khayalo mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai..
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Chala ja SMS tu banke gulab,Hogi sachi dosti to aayega jawab agar na aaye jawab,to mat hona udas samajna k mere liye waqt nahi unke pass..
Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai,Uske Chumban ko kiss kehte hai,Miss ko Kiss karna mushkil hai isliye,Kissmissh ke bhaav tez rehte hai.
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
Khwab main ayegi sms ki Tarah.Dil main bas jayegi RINGTONE ki Tarah.DOSTI kam na hogi BALANCE ki Tarah bas aap busy na rahe NETWORK ki Tara
Aashiq paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein Jab bhi dekho paaye jaate hain intzaar mein, Lakin yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti, Vo baith kar challi zati hai kissi aur ki car mein…
Naseeb se fariyad kar sakte hai,khuda se dua maang sakte hai,kya hua firbhi agar tumse mil nahi sakte,sms bhej kaar tumhe yaad to kar sakte hai.
Jo muje bhul jae uska mob. tut jae, Charger jal jae, sim lock ho jae, local cal par ISD cal ka bil aye, local area me b roming lag jae.
Wo Maza..Na takht me..Na taj me.. Na poori diniya ke raj me. Na sur me na saaz me, Na kuber ke khazaneme... Jo maza hai woh subah uthkar fir so jane m..!
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees,
Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho.Agar bat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho.Dil chahta hai tumhe CHHUM lu.Par suna hai k tum chilate bahut ho..