Saare dhobi mare

Saare dhobi mare
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     3774 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Gulab ko bhi kamal bana dete, Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete, kambkat marti nai hai hampe koi, varna MUMBAI' main bhi TAJ MAHAL' bana dete..!
Kidki se deka to raste pe koi nahi tha.Kidki se deka to raste pe koi nahi tha. Raste pe ja ke dekha to kidki pe koi nahi tha.
Humne jab bhi kisi se kiya pyar, to yeh anjaam nikla; Kisi ne kiya inkaar, to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla !!
Na Pooch Teri Judai k Lamhey Hum ne kese bitae Paani mai SURF EXCEL mila k Straw se Bulbule banae
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
Kash mobile company ke offer aise hojaye jo mujhe sms karte ho unke cell apne aap recharge hojaye aur na karte ho to unke sim block hoja
Dali ne dali pe nazar dali, kisi ne is par nazar dali kisi ne us par nazar dali ,hamne jis par nazar dali uske baap ne uski shadi kar dali
Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.
Jeans T-Shirt Pehan Jab Me Tayyar Hota, Utha K Mobile BIKE Pe Sawar Hota, Dekhte Log Chat Pe Chadkar, Aur Kehte Kash Ye ladka Hamari Ladki Ka Pyar Hota.
Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyar bhara Dil tod diya KUCH CHILLER PAISO KE LIYE TUMNE MESSAGE KARNA CHOD DIYA?
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya, Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya, Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main, Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main.
Aaj Unki Sharart SamaJh Aayi, Yahan Per Apki Jarurat SamaJh Aayi, Apko Dharati Per Bhejna To Bahana Tha, RAVAN Ki Jagah Kisi Ko To Aana Tha.