Mere Dil, Jiger,

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Jan, 23 2012 152 chars (1 sms) 980 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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sitaroon se aagy

sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko university mein larkyan aur bhi hein

Dil k dard ko pinewale

Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane Prem ki boli ko zalim zamana kya jane Hoti hai mehnat sms banane me,yeh padhkar DELETE karnewale kya jane

Woh sadak ke

Woh sadak ke is paar thi aur hum sadak ke us paar the hum kuch age badhe,woh kuch age badhi,hum kuch age badhe,woh kuch age badhi,hum aur age badhe woh bhi aur age badhi, ab hum sadak ke is paar the aur woh sadak ke us pae thi.

Awaz mein mithas

Awaz mein mithas hai..Soorat bhi khaas hai..Khuda ne bas thoda sa SCREW dhila chod diya varna......ITEM to tu jhakkas hai !! ;-)

bhigi palko ke

bhigi palko ke sang muskurate hain hum , pal pal dil ko behlate hai hum , tu door hai humse to kya hua ?? har sms mein teri aahat paate hai hum

Request karti hun,

Request karti hun, Refuse mat karna, Dil ka bulb jalakar, Fuse na udana.

Dekha Tujhe

Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi,Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi,Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki,Dinosaur Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!

Zamane ke darr

Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….

Apka naam likha

Apka naam likha ret prToh paani ne mita diyaLikha hawaon parToh gulshan ne chura liya,Phir naam aapka dil mein basayaSAALAHeart Attack

Itne saalon ke

Itne saalon ke baad bhi who hamein dekh ke muskurate hain saale uske bachche hi kamine hain to mama mama chillate hain!!!

Hum guzre un

Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha, Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha, unhon ne phenka hum pe phool, lekin gamla bhi saath tha.

Jala dena ya

Jala dena ya dafna dena,Le jaane se pehle 1peg Rum pila dena.Mai Taj mahal ki chahat nahi rakhta dosto,Bas meri kabr pe GIRLS HOSTEL bana dena.

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