Paani ko b

Paani ko b daaru bana dete. Tere liye ROYAL STAG k tub bharwa dete.Kambhakt peete nahi tum hamare saath Warna TAJ MAHAL ko b theka bana dete

Jan, 23 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1230 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Ladkiyo ki Adda

Ladkiyo ki Adda hume pasand nhiLAdkoiyo se BAte hume pasand nhiWoto Ane wale BAchcho ki Jid H ke MUMMY chahiyeWArna hume shAdi pAsAnd nhi

Aap hamare dil

Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah...wah..!!aap hamare dil me base ho..thoda side ho jao sans lene wale pipe me fase ho.......

Hoton se cho liya

Hoton se cho liya,Ehsaas ab tak hai,Aankhen nam hai,Aur sanson me Aag ab tak hai,Aur kyon na ho.Khayi bi to 'HARI Mirch'hai.

Kab tut jaye

Kab tut jaye Kasam hi to hai..Kab badal jaye najar hi to hai..Ab u hi tum mere SMS ki aadat mat dalna...Kab khatam ho jaye SCHEME hi to hai

Hum Gaye The

Hum Gaye The unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachho ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..

Hame to bidi

Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.

Jahan Ki Gurbat

Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Shukun Nhi Ayega Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nhi Ayega Maklul Ki Fitrat He Ye Kafir Dimag Fat Jayega Par Sher Samaj Nhi Ayega

Aasman me kaali

Aasman me kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir gharwali se daat khayi hai, Kehti hai sudhar jao, par meri kya galti, Bajuwali aaj phir mini skirt me aayi hai...

NA MUJHE KISI

NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI !

Apko kya pata

Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..

Naseeb se fariyad

Naseeb se fariyad kar sakte hai,khuda se dua maang sakte hai,kya hua firbhi agar tumse mil nahi sakte,sms bhej kaar tumhe yaad to kar sakte hai.

Mausam shabab ka,

Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..

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Paani ko b

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