Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya.

unke milne julne ko ham pyar samajh baithe,jis din nahi aayi ham ravivar samajh baithe.

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz

JINDAGI CHAR DIN CHANDANI MUSKURANA, BHUL SE BHI KABHI KISI KO NA RULANA DUSHMAN MILE SAAMNE TO GALE LAGANA TAKLIF PADE TO IS DOST KO MOBILE LAGANA BAHUT CHEEZE LUT CHUKI HAI TUJHSE IL AGANE KE BAAD, KAMRE KI HAR CHEEZ CHEK KARTE HAI AB EK TERE AANE SE PEHLE, EK TERE JAANE KE BAAD.

Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe

Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.

Unki galise mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jin ke liye janaza nikla unka Ghar aaya mere dost siti bajane lage ,rakh kar mera janaza kamine use PATANE lage

Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi, Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.

Ek hai asman ka tara , Ek hai sagar ka kinara, Bewafa hai zamana sara, Nasib hai achha hamara, JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara..

Na Pooch Teri Judai k Lamhey Hum ne kese bitae Paani mai SURF EXCEL mila k Straw se Bulbule banae

Log kahte hai ki ISHQ me nind ud jati hai. Log kehte hai k ISHQ main neend ud jati hai. Hamko bhi ISHQ ho jaye, kambakt aajkal nind bahut aati hai."

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de