Use karte hein

Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun

Jan, 23 2012 183 chars (2 sms) 844 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Yadd Karte hai

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein, hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.

A Real Love

A Real Love Song-:Bazigar O Bazigar,,Tari Mummy ne jaine raji kar,,Ho Tune Dil Mera Toda,,Mene Fevicole se Joda,,Mere Fevicole ka Paisa Vapis Kar,,

Laila ko majnu

Laila ko majnu ka 'SMS' Nahi aaya,Laila Ne3 din khana Nahi khaya,Laila mar rahi thi,majnu ke pyaar mein, aur majnu Baitha tha'SMS' free Hone ke intezar mein.

unke milne julne

unke milne julne ko ham pyar samajh baithe,jis din nahi aayi ham ravivar samajh baithe.

Pike raat ko

Pike raat ko hum unko bhulane lage Sharab me gum ko milane lage Ye sharab b befawa nikli yaaro Nashe meto unki saheli bhi yaad ane lagi.

Ai Khuda, apne

Ai Khuda, apne chand pe itna guroor na kar, ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hai, Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai, log misaal mere chand ki dete hai.

Zindgi me kai

Zindgi me kai mushkile aati hai,Aur insaan zinda rehne se ghabrata hai,par socho kaise 1000 kato ke bich,Reh kar bhi 1 phul muskrata hai.

Hum itne SWEET

Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye

Mausam Mast hai

Mausam Mast hai,Mahol jabardast hai.Apne kam me sub Vyast hai.Socha phone karke do baate kare,pata chala,Is Root ki sabhi lina Vyast hai

Aap itna yaad

Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye. Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain, Par darte hain, ke kahi aapko zukaam na ho jaye

Teri aankain jhuki

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Jise samjha lehar

Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.

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