Don'tstand by the

Don'tstand by the

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

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Conflictis inevitable

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

Whenour knowing

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

The thoughts that

The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.

Folly is perennial and

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Life imitates art

Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Civilization, in a sly

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

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