The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

Takecare, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you willforever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make adifference, if you choose to do so.

Successis blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it ... Success is shy itwon't come out while you're watching.

People say law but they mean wealth.

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.

Buyingis cheaper than asking.

Knowingthat everything's futile but still fighting, still raging against the dying ofthe light that's what motivates me all the time ... If you hold that sense offutility in your head for too long, it can begin to eat into you. You canstill be aware of it

When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.