Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Life cannot go on without much forgetting.

Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.