I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Thenumber one goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintaintheir self-esteem.

Talentalone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at theright time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are youready?'

My greenthumb came

My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

Imaginationis the eye

Imaginationis the eye of your soul.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Nothing lays itself

Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

Living is the art

Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.

I said to the

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

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