I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Washing one's hands

Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerfuland the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

The real great

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

The surest way

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

Whoeverhas the mind

Whoeverhas the mind to fight has broken his connection with the universe. If you tryto dominate people you are already defeated. We study how to resolveconflict, not how to start it.

A book, tight shut

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

Whetherit's the best

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

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