I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Whenanger comes

Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Beon a horse when

Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.

Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

Genius is a long impatience.

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

In lifeprepare for

In lifeprepare for the hard and all you will encounter will be the required or easy.

Knowlege is two

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

A goodmanager doesn't

A goodmanager doesn't try to eliminate conflict; he tries to keep it from wastingthe energies of his people. If you're the boss and your people fight youopenly when they think that you are wrong that's healthy.

Anempty sack cannot

Anempty sack cannot stand up.

Everytime we read,

Everytime we read, a seed is sown for the future.

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