I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Don'tbargain for

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

When u were

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

We gain freedom

We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

Amarriage without

Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

He who gainsa

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

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