I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

People who fight with fire usually end up with ashes.

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

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A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

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