I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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The present is

The present is never a happy state to any being

You can't go

You can't go very far if you don't begin very near.

Do not tell me the

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

The compromisewill always

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Artists can color

Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Thework will teach you

Thework will teach you how to do it.

Philosophy begins

Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.

Life cannot go

Life cannot go on without much forgetting.

An honest man's

An honest man's word is as good as his bond.

He understands

He understands badly who listens badly.

He whocannot agree

He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

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