I have discovered

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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A matter that becomes

A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.

Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

Learning must be

Learning must be had, but in the second place, as subsequent only to greater qualities.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Reason is my philosophy

Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.

He who hurriescannot

He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.

Don't throwout the

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

All our rightousnesses

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

The easiest,the most

The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.

True youth is a

True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.

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