I have discovered

I have discovered
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.
  

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Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
Constantrepetition carries conviction.
No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.
Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.
He whohurries cannot walk with dignity.
It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.
Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.
... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen