I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

A shipin harbor

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.

Letevery eye negotiate

Letevery eye negotiate for itself, and trust no agent.

If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

you cannot establish

you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money

Quarrelsend, but

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

If you wish to

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Nomatter how thin

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

The summit of happiness

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

Difficultiesare meant

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

Agrievance is most

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

A man's ruin lies

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

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