I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

If anenemy is

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itselfstill remains a very effective therapist.

Fanaticism is the

Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.

Any child who has

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

True youth is a

True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.

The bird a nest,

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

One ofthe lessons

One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

A wise man will make more

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

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