I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

The spokenword belongs

The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.

What sunshine is

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

A slyrabbit will have

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

Thegreatest glory in

Thegreatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall.

One of the function

One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.

History repeats itself.

History repeats itself. that's one of the things wrong with history

Encouragement after

Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.

To be simple is

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

Misfortuneis not that

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Light is good in

Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

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