I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Learning must be

Learning must be had, but in the second place, as subsequent only to greater qualities.

If twopeople on the same job

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

You make a mountain

You make a mountain of a mole-hill.

You can outdistance

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

Small deeds done

Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned

Loving without

Loving without dreaming is like going to Venice without riding in a gondola

Within-groupconflict is

Within-groupconflict is always personal and emotional even if it begins with impersonalissues.

Life cannot go

Life cannot go on without much forgetting.

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

Liberation is not deliverance.

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