I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Considerhow hard

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

Younever really understand

Younever really understand a person until you consider things from his point ofview.

A wide screen

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

There is no passion

There is no passion in life as intense as the desire to change someone else's draft.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

Night is the blotting

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

There is something

There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.

Pessimism, when you

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

If error is corrected

If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such,the path of error is the path of truth.

Kindness is never

Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.

Without trust,

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.

The amount of

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

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