I have discovered

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

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Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

A man without a

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

A merefriend will

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

Pain is the outcome of sin.

Pain is the outcome of sin.

A smallbenefit obtained

A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.

All thingsat first appear

All thingsat first appear difficult.

A fool can tell

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

Windowsof opportunity

Windowsof opportunity exist for only a brief moment in time, you have to have visionin order to spot them, and take advantage of them.

As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itselfstill remains a very effective therapist.

Wenever have the

Wenever have the time to do it right but always have time to do it over.

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