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One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.

Whoever does not know the truth is ignorant, but the one who knows the truth but denies is a criminal

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

Power tires only those who do not have it.

The art of life is the avoiding of pain.

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

Life only demands from you the strength you posses

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