One should never

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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Beautiful young people are

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.

You're ina much

You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.

Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Education is the chief

Education is the chief defence of a Nation.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

Successdepends upon previous

Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.

Our distrust is

Our distrust is very expensive.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

A man does not know

A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.

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