One should never

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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Philosophy may describe

Philosophy may describe unreason, as it may describe force; it cannot hope to refute them.

As long as there

As long as there is life there is danger.

The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Luck iswhat happens when

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Eyes are more accurate

Eyes are more accurate witness than ears

If all those who

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.

It'sgood to shut

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

If you can find

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.

Resolvingconflict is rarely

Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.
One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

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