One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Out of the fullness

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

Theshallower the brook,

Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.

We own almostall our

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

You canobserve a

You canobserve a lot by just watching.

Never[enter] into

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

Only hethat has traveled

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.

The thoughts that

The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.

Kindwords do not

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

Thedeeper the waters

Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.

Nothing is greater

Nothing is greater impediment to being on good terms with other than being ill at ease with yourself.

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