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One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

Thereverse side also has a reverse side.

Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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