The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Those who trust us educate us.

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

Keepthings informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

Ialways cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a singlepolitical argument left.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.

you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money