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Our distrust is very expensive.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

Slander cannot destroy an honest man: when the flood recedes the rock is there.

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

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