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Santa to banta,
Santa to banta,"oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai". Banta" vo is liye, ki agar tujhe ek forward karna ho to dusra to tere paas rehna chahiye".
  
Jan, 17 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     1135 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Q. How did Santa
Q. How did Santa cheat the railways?Ans: He bought the ticket and did'nt travel..!!
Santa singh: me paida
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Q: How did Santa cheat the
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
I sent u many messages
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History teacher asked
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Santa-Doctor,This
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Santa barme ro raha
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Sardar apni biwi
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A drunk SARDAR fall
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Ek Chor Santa Ka
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Santa: May I come
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Santa phoned his
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