Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral

While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Sardar writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter

What do smart Santa and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.

Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki.. Banta. Pind ki. Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai

Son: Dad did you have a love marriage with mom? Santa: Yes son. How do you know? Son: Coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage and my date of birth.

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

santa ko nadi paar jana tha,par samajh nahi aa raha tha kaise jaye.santa k nadi ke us paar banta dikhai diya.santa ne jor se pucha banta main us paar kaise ayun.Banta ne kaha tu us paar hi to hai.

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai". Sardarji replies: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Ek Sardar Dosre Sardar Se.. Oye Yeh Sent Message Kya Hota Hai? Dosra Sardar:Jis Message Me Khushboo Ho Usse Sent Msg Kehte Hai..

In war field Sardar covering his body with a mosquito net. Soldier asked why? Sardwhen a mosqito cant entr in this net, then HOW CAN A BULLET!.