santa took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" ( "he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home" )
saNTAr khat likh raha tha , Ek aadmi ne pucha kise likh rahe ho.SaNTA ne kaha khud ko.Aadmi ne pucha kya likha hai.SaNTA ne kaha mujhe kya pata Abhi khat mujhe mila nahi hai.
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed. How can u escape if the room caught FIRE? SARDAR: very simple. Stop imagining
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu;Brign this.Waiver; oh! You can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant
