Santa : We'll soon become

Santa : We'll soon become
Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How?Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees.
  

Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     928 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these daysGuess why?because somebody had told him thatit is wrong to sleep with married women
Ek Sardar Ne god Se Pucha:Kya Mai Agle Janam Me Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?God Ne Jawab Diya,ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti..
SANTA hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha?? KYO SANTA: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na
Lawyer to Santa : Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke....... Santa :yeh kya! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya, ab fir Gita pe haath?
Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him. Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor ? Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
Sardar dials a no. and a girl picks up the phone.Sardar says: kaun?Girl: main geeta,aap kaun?Sardamain guru granth sahib.
Santa Parked His Car In"No Parking Area"When He Returned Saw A Notice On His Car"Parking Fine"Santa Writes-"Thanks 4 The Compliment."
Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki.. Banta. Pind ki. Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai
Two sardars sat in a double decker bus, 1 up and 1 down. The above one came running down. Another asked Why are u coming down? Sardar replied : There was no driver above.....
Santa bank k cheque ko bar bar zamin pe fenk raha tha,socho kyu? socho, Kyunki wo dekhna chahta tha ki cheque bounce to nahi hoga na?