Banta: Truck dekhkar tum

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Jan, 17 2012 148 chars (1 sms) 1117 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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SArdar Asks TAxi Driver

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1day santa had

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Santa proposed to

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SaNTA Sitting in a

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Santa bought a

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Santa-My computer

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1st sardar:yaar

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Santa was busy removing

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Santa got into a

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