Santa: Oh god!

Santa: Oh god!
Santa: Oh god! Please make New York, the capital of Punjab! Banta: Why are you praying so? Santa: Bcz, that is what I have written in the exam
  

Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     953 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi
Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is 18 yrs old
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets
Banta:Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? Santa Singh:at the bottom.
3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. Sardar replies- "Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega.."
Sardar 2 a conductoShould i buy tickets 4 my children?ConductoOnly if they r above 8.SardaThank God., i have only 6 children
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!
TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
Santa goes to hotel & orders fried fish. Waiter : Sir, French or Spanish?? Santa : Jo marji hai le aa, Maine kaunsi baatein karni hai
Sharabi Sardar knocks d door of house.His wife open d door.Sardar-Who r u?Wife-How dare u to 4 get ur wife.Sardar-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai'BEHAN!'
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"