3sardar bed pr

3sardar bed pr
3sardar bed pr so rhe the ar un tino ko jagh thik se nai ho rahi thi.1srdar bed k niche sone chala gaya.2re srdar ne use kaha"Ab jagah ho gai upr aja"
  

Jan, 17 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1207 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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On a comedy show SaNTA was asked some question. He was askedQ. What's the fullform of SMS.S-:Sardar Manmohan Singh.Q. What's MMSS-Mrs. Manmohan Singh.
Why was SANTA writing the exam near the door? Because it was an entrance exam.
Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti.Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!
Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha; Udh ja. But Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha; Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti
According 2 santa moon is more imp cos it gives light at night wen light is needed & sun gives light during d day wen light is not needed.
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’