While walking in the

While walking in the
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
  

Jan, 17 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     897 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: "2-3 yrs"
Man askd Santa:why U prefer prepaid connection than postpaid?Santa: prepaid me bahut fayda hai,call k bad bill badneke bajay kuM Hota hai
Advocate:Talak karvane ke 5000 lagenge...Sardar:Pagal ho,Panditji ne 51 mein shadi karvai thi...Advocate:Dekha saste ka natija!!!
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa:iska naam plate pe likhee zameen mein gaad do! Banta:kyon? Santa:taaki iska naam mitti mein mil jaaye
Teacher:Batao 'A' k baad kya ata hai?Santa thodi der sochne k baad bola..............."Kya Bolti tu..!"
Santa bought a car on loan… He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.Santa: If I knew this, I,d have taken a loan for my marriage also.
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Santa attending a interview in a software company.Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?SANTA:Give the address.I wll find out where it is
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed. How can u escape if the room caught FIRE? SARDAR: very simple. Stop imagining