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Santa giving exam
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     727 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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once SANTA stopped
once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
Santa : People consider
Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
Banta: tell me five
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of...... Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
One day Santas
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Santa 2 pandit:
Santa 2 pandit: ye tere sir par choti kyu? Pandit: Ye mera ANTENA hai, Isse muje vichar aate hai. Santa: Kamal hai yaha to Dish Tv hai to bhi nahi aate..
Santa went to mysore
Santa went to mysore palace.Tourist guide : Santaji plz dont sit there, its TIPU SULTAN's chair.Santa : oye dont worry yaar i will get up when he comes.!!
Why couldn't the santa
Why couldn't the santa write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" comes first...
TT: ticket dikhao?
TT: ticket dikhao? SANTA: lo dekho. TT: ye to purani hai. SANTA: to train kaun c nayi hai?.
Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Teacher: What should
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Gurdas Maan: Santa
Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai
Santa? I love you,
Santa? I love you, i need you, i can not go any where without you.. Oh MeRi HAWAaii CHaPPaL...

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