Sardar has got a job of traffic police,But He was dismissed on the 1st day why?Becoz he fined an ambulance 4 overspeed.

Do sardar railway station par,1st sardaKya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu? Enquiry Man: Nahi 2nd sardaKya main ja sakta hu?

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

man 2 Santa:Ur frnd is kising ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home n came back within half an hour n slapped d man n said:He's nt my frnd..

santa goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon santaji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; santa replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Santa - "why are all these people running?" Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"

Santa goes to hotel & orders fried fish. Waiter : Sir, French or Spanish?? Santa : Jo marji hai le aa, Maine kaunsi baatein karni hai

Santa Public Toilet Gaya OR 1Hour Bad Nikla Baher Betha Jamadar Bola:20 Rs Santa:Jij man Main Bathroom Me Betha ThaCYBER CAFE Me nhi

Santa: Jab mai chota tha,kutub minar se gir gya tha.Banta : fir tu mar gya ya bach gayaSanta : mujhe yad nahi tab mai bahut chota tha

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?Snta:Gharme Jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata