Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state? SaNTA: liquid state.

Why was SANTA writing the exam near the door? Because it was an entrance exam.

Train station par ruki.1 aadmi khidki ke paas baithe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag toh railway station raha hai."

Mam: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam AayeSanta: Par Mam Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aati Hai Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Hai

Banta: Oye tu har SMS ko do baar kyon bhej raha hai? Santa: Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe..!!

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Man: I got a brand new Ford IKON 4 my wife!Santa: Wow! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!

Santa ko Raaste me cycle ka pedal mila. Woh use uthakar,Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola ye sambhal ke rakhde, isme cycle dalwadenge

santa banta go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. santa says: "I hope u remember the spot where we caught all those fish." banta answers: "Yes, I made'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies santa." how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow."

Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot. Santa: I'm confused. I think she is cold but people say she's hot.