Banta: Y did you buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car. Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.

A sardar and his wife was going in their car. Suddenly sardar increases the speed of the car. His wife asked"sardarji tussi gaddi ki speed kyon badha ditti. Sardar replied"oye!gaddi k break fail ho gaye hai,te chetti kar,accident se pahale ghar pahuch jaani.

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Santa:Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha,Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.Santa:Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha Naha Lu.

Teachr 2 Santa: Wht z Numbr "Seven", Even r Odd? . Santa: Even . TchHw can u make seven even? . Santa: Remove d 'S'

Sardar watching TV with WifeWife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?"Sardar"I would have watch TV with candle

Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota haiMan:wo kaise?Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

Santa singhji got a new job:1st day he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did til eveng? santa:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i made it correct.

Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.