Santa singh busy

Santa singh busy
Santa singh busy removing a wheel From auto,person asks sardar y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Sardar:cant u read,"parking for2 wheeler only.
  

Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     914 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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santa was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
Titanic K Sath Santa B Dub Rha Tha Or Hass B Rha Tha Banta:Oye Kyu Hass Rha He Santa:Shukr He MeNe ReTuRN TiCKeT Nhi Khrida
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
santa:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi son :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA
Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Santa gav his mobile 2 banta and said"please send a love msg 2 my lover banta:y cant u send santa:AREY,MERA HAND WRITING KARAB HAI!
Why was SANTA writing the exam near the door? Because it was an entrance exam.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.