Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him. 'well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

santa gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do

santa goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon santaji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; santa replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

Santa: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, nvr jealous and a great cook? Banta: "Afwaahh"!!

Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota haiMan:wo kaise?Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

banta: What are you doing? Santa: Washing myself, of course banta: Without soap and water? Santa: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning