SANTA WENT TO THE

SANTA WENT TO THE
SANTA WENT TO THE SHOP AND ASKEDI'd like some vitamins for my son. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Santa Any will do, my son doesn't know the alphabet yet!!.
  

Jan, 17 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     1675 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK 2 open a S.B. A/C.After seein the FormHe had gone to DELHI for filling up U know y?FORM say "FILL UP IN CAPITAL
SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How?Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees.
Santa Public Toilet Gaya OR 1Hour Bad Nikla Baher Betha Jamadar Bola:20 Rs Santa:Jij man Main Bathroom Me Betha ThaCYBER CAFE Me nhi
A Sardar saw a very high BSNL tower & Redlight glowing on d top & said "India is developing fast,see there are traffic signals 4 Aeroplane
How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Sardar got a job in AIRTEL!custmHello my AIRTEL sim bloked. What to do?SardaDont take tension. Remove airtel sim. Put BSNL, thanx 4 calling!
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it"s loss or profit? SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Santa singhji got a new job:1st day he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did til eveng? santa:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i made it correct.
Sardar bought a new colour tv and put it in the water!!! why.? Why? Why?To check whether colour goes or not..!
Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiyeSardar:Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha mar to nahi jayega na!