santa:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi son :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"

A Sardar puts lot of lipstick on his forehead..........Why?.....coz....he wants to make up his Mind

santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? santa: No this is her husband speaking............

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs. The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks." The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"

Banta complained to his friend about his wife ' My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years .' Preeto (mrs. Banta) intervened, ' Not six we have been married for seven years !

TeacheWhat is ur father?Santa: I.C.S. in summer & P.C.S. in winterTeacheWats dat?Santa: Ice-cream seller in summer & Pakoda chat seller in winter

Why couldn't the santa write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" comes first...

Santa singhji got a new job:1st day he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did til eveng? santa:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i made it correct.

One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar: "Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!! Only small babies!!!.

Banta was traveling in an auto with his wife.The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted:U r trying to see my wife, sit back i drive