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Santa in Bio practical
Santa in Bio practical exam.Prof: Tell d birds name by seeing its leg.Snta: I don't know.Prof: U faild. Wat's ur name?Snta: C my Leg & TELL...!:
  
Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     975 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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A Sardar puts
A Sardar puts lot of lipstick on his forehead..........Why?.....coz....he wants to make up his Mind
Pappu while filling
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...!
Santa? I love you,
Santa? I love you, i need you, i can not go any where without you.. Oh MeRi HAWAaii CHaPPaL...
Before taking capsules
Before taking capsules banta cuts both ends of the capsules.Do u know why? To avoid side effects......
santa orders pizza.
santa orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
Heights of Friendship
Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.
Santa joined NASA.
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Teacher :What do u
Teacher :What do u call a person who cannot hear?Sardar:U cn cal him anything ,bcoz he cannot hear!
In Park,Cop 2
In Park,Cop 2 Santa-Park me aise baithe ho,Bacho pe kya asar padega?S-Hum Dono Marred heC-To Ghar me Betho S-Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega
While at the college
While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Sardar writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter
Santa Singh Ji Zebra
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?
Santa : Sitting on The
Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

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