santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.

Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye,Biwi ne kaha jao Mehmano ke liye kuch lekar aao...!Santa bahar gaya aur Taxi le kar aa gaya!!

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

Santa ki patni ne santa se boli aap hazaro me ek hai. santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 koun hai?

Santa: My wedding is going to happen. Banta: Whats the problem now.? Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!

Santa police se: kal rat chor mere ghar seTV ke llaaava sub samaan le gayePolice:TV kyon nahi legaya??Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki.. Banta. Pind ki. Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai

A sardarji had a daily routine, going to office in bus and then returning home by it. One day he got late for the bus to return home. He ran after the bus and reached home running and huffing. After reaching his house he told his wife that he had saved Rs.3 by running after the bus and reaching home. Instead of getting an acknowledgementhe got a huge slap from his wife. Sardarji was puzzled? He asked his wife that why did she slap him. Her reply was, 'Ig you had run after a taxi you could have saved Rs.70 instead of Rs.3!

What frustrated Banta when his wife gave birth to twins ? He wonders who is the father of the second son!

How does a sardarji dial 9844498444? First he dials 98444 and then presses 'REDIAL'...! Intelligent sardar...