In A cricket ground..

In A cricket ground..
In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting? SardaR koi baat nahi highlight dekhuga
  

Jan, 17 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1187 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Santa Ne ek Makkhi Pakdi aur Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja! Mkkhi Nahi Udi ! Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Mkkhi K Pnkh Tod Do 2 Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.
BANK MANAGER ASKS SANTA IN INTERVIEW: "WHAT IS CYCLONE?"SANTA ANSWERS: "IT IS THE LOAN GIVEN TO PURCHASE A CYCLE....!!
The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Sardar was riding a helicopter.Aftr sumtime it crashd! Frnd: What happnd? SardIt was cold at the top so I switchd off d helicopter fan."
A sardar n his wife filed application on divorce. Judge asked how will u divide your 3 children. Sardar replied ok, we will apply next year.
Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
Teacher : Maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha, Kahan likha? Sardar: Sir, kya karta jaise hi kutte pe pen rakhta tha,wo bhag jata tha..
santa ko nadi paar jana tha,par samajh nahi aa raha tha kaise jaye.santa k nadi ke us paar banta dikhai diya.santa ne jor se pucha banta main us paar kaise ayun.Banta ne kaha tu us paar hi to hai.
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa at petrol Pump-Bhai 1 rs Ka petrol dal de SalesMan:- Itna Sa Dalva kaha Jana Hai? Santa:- jana kaha hai,hum to aise hi piase udate hai
What will you call a person who is leaving from india santa reply: Hindustan Lever.