Santa to banta,"oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai". Banta" vo is liye, ki agar tujhe ek forward karna ho to dusra to tere paas rehna chahiye".

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues “I almost got caught bunking?”

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Boss: Ek achcha mirror leke aao jisme mujhe mera face dikayi de!Santa: Boss nahi mila me sab dukan me gaya par sab me mera hi face dikhayi diya

Santa:Yar kal meri Girlfrnd ka b'day he,samajh nai a raha kya du?Banta:Dekhne me kaisi he?Santa:Bahut khobsurat!Banta:Mera number de de!!

TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do

Sardar:Mera 5saal ka beta pagal hain usne kaamwali ko PREGNANT bana diyaDr.Kaise?Sardar:Pagal ne aalpin se mere sare CONDOM me ched kardiye

Lawyer to Santa : Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke....... Santa :yeh kya! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya, ab fir Gita pe haath?

Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor. Judge: Thats no excuse! Don't you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

CID- Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? SardaSir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature for you.