A studnt atachd

A studnt atachd
A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     910 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Banta complained to his friend about his wife ' My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years .' Preeto (mrs. Banta) intervened, ' Not six we have been married for seven years !
Train station par ruki.1 aadmi khidki ke paas baithe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag toh railway station raha hai."
Banta: yaar tum itne bade ho gaye ho aur abi tak dadi aur mooch nahi aayi. SANTA: yaar main apni maa pe gaya hu na isliye.
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought.
Santa: bohot tension hai yaar, meri beti jawan ho gayee hai Banta:jawan ho gayee to usko border pe bhej do...
Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Santa wanted to do a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? He went to Punjab and made a Local call.
Santa rail mein susu karne gaya, vapis aane par wife aapka pajama gila kaise hua? santa vaha likha tha,sharir ka koi bhi angh bahar na nikale.
santa banta looking at Egyptian mummy.santa:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
According 2 santa moon is more imp cos it gives light at night wen light is needed & sun gives light during d day wen light is not needed.
Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This PacketSanta: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....