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Beta:Papa apki
Beta:Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?Papa:Haan..Beta:Kis se hui??Papa:Bewkuf teri mummy se..!Beta:Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li..!
  
Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1280 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Train chali,Bheed
Train chali,Bheed badi,Itne me break lagi,1 Ladka 1 ladki se ja takraya,Ladki boli :- "Janvar ho kya?"Ladka bola :-"Jaan to tum ho, mai to Var hu."
Operation ke baad
Operation ke baad patient bola: "Doctor saahab, Kyaa ab main aap logo se mukt hun..?" Uttar mila: "Beta,Doctor to neeche reh gaye, Main to Chitragupt hun..!!
Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA
Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
Bhikhari : Sahab 1
Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!! Sahab : kal Ana.. Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!
After finishing MBBS,
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
Bhikari: Sahab ek
Bhikari: Sahab ek rupya de do. Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupye k liye office kholu kya.
Lady TeacheRam
Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America . PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS : PAPPU!
WIFE : kyu ji!
WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena…
SHADI KARNE KE
SHADI KARNE KE LIYE SARDAAR NE SABSE CHOTI LADKI CHUNI... KARAN PATA KARNE GAYE TO PATA CHALA SARDAR JI NE KAHA KI MUSIBAT JITNI CHOTTI HO UTNA ACCHA.
gum vo cheez
gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai ,jo kagaz chepkane ke kam aate hai.
Tum chandar mukhi
Tum chandar mukhi main sooraj mukhi..Main tum say dukhi tum mujh say dukhi..Tum chut per jao aur chalang lagao...Phir main bhe sukhi aur tum bhe sukhi..!

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