Marwadi sms:Jab

Marwadi sms:Jab
Marwadi sms:Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi, tab mhare SMS ki BARSAT awegi, tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par mharo BILL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.?
  

Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     6592 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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