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Marwadi sms:Jab
Marwadi sms:Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi, tab mhare SMS ki BARSAT awegi, tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par mharo BILL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.?
  
Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     7173 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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WIFE: kyu ji! Jab
WIFE: kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pehente ho? HUSBANd: Doctor ne kaha hai jab SAR DARD aaye to Chasma pehen lena."
One person asks
One person asks to another:bhai ye khushi kya hoti hai?Second person replies:pata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
Teacher : usne khudkhushi
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
A BOY on Drive
A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai I'm already married Girl:Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi he
Santa- Maine kabhi
Santa- Maine kabhi bhi shadi nahi karuga aur aur aur Aur Na Hi Apne baccho ko karne Dunga.
One day RAVAN
One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock..! why...?? bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Aisi Zindgi Se To Mout Achhi He Achanak Yamdoot Bola Tumhari Jan Lene Ka Hukam He Aadmi: Lo Batao Ab Insan Majak B Na Kare.
papu:papa aapki luv
papu:papa aapki luv marrige hui thi na baap:tumko kaise pata papu:wo aap ki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 4 months ka farq hai…
Girl's father- main
Girl's father- main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi ek gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend-bas isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun
Why sindhis are
Why sindhis are banned from playing hockey and football? B' coz... corner milte hi DUKAN Khol dete hai...
SHRAAB EK BIMARI
SHRAAB EK BIMARI HAI, JO SAMAJ KO BARBAAD KAR RAHI HAI, AAO MILKAR IS BIMARI KO KHATAM KARE, EK BOTTLE TUM KHATAM KARO, EK BOTTLE HUM KHATAM KARE. CHEERS....
Munna bhai: Abe circuite
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

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